Monday, March 18, 2019

A GREAT MAN

by Ben Greenman

From forthcoming collection of stories, as yet untitled


Gerard Hanson was born in Indianapolis, Indiana, on the first of March, in the year 1871. Very little is known of Hanson’s early life. His parents were grocers, and he endeavored to run the family business, but it proved incompatible with his skills and personality, and by 1890 he had traveled to Chicago, where he worked in a series of restaurants. There is a record of him in a contemporary article about Rector’s, the famed oyster house, that suggests that he served as an assistant of sorts to the establishment’s chef, Charles Ranshoffer. (“Mr. Ranshoffer turned and shouted a string of words to his boy, Jerry Hanson, who seemed to grasp all that the older man meant and hopped at once atop his bicycle to pedal away.”) By 1900 he had become disillusioned with the world of food service and devoted himself to literature. He then published an English translation of Novalis’s Hymnen an die Nacht, which brought him great notoriety, written as it was in the modern language of the day, and many of the day’s prominent literary figures seem to have counted themselves among his acquaintances (Sandburg, Dreiser, Hamlin Garland). Acquaintances, not friends, and this distinction is important, as Hanson was known to be solitary in the most extreme way. When he was elected a member of the city’s Literary Society, he refused to attend either his own induction ceremony or any meetings at all, though he avoided expulsion by sending in notes that demonstrated that he was very much aware of the objectives of the organization. Hanson had one close relationship, with Sarah Kobach, the daughter of a wealthy local butcher, and most of what we know about him has been gleaned from her diaries. “GH over today,” reads one representative entry of March 11, 1904. “Held forth at great length of the origin of the world—or rather on the origin of the world of ideas. Paused eventually for water, and had a spot of gin at my urging.” A week later, Hanson visited Kobach again. “Even before I opened the door, he wanted to know what I thought about the sentiments of the philosophers when it came to the nature of the soul,” she wrote. “I was giving my dog a bath but I tried my best. Listening to GH can be a chore.” In 1917, a volume appeared in bookstores entitled “Knowledge In Its Many Forms, From Divine To Documentary.” It sold modestly at first but acquired momentum over the months until it had fully captured the attention of the city’s intelligentsia. For many years this book was attributed to Hanson, but now it appears doubtful whether he ever wrote a single word of it. Arthur Linton has argued quite compellingly for Donald Perrante as the author. In the memoirs of R. Henry Thompson, the noted attorney, the same hypothesis is set forth with force. Alice Fraser seems to place great faith in the Thompson memoirs, especially, using it to fix the authorship of the work: “If Robert Thompson says that it was Perrante, only a fool would doubt him. There has never been a more dependable intelligence among all the men I have ever known.” This thick volume, bound in green in its first edition, is a book of which Linton says, “This is the work of its time, which is our time, and if there is a gradual improvement in the perspicacity of men, as it suggests, it will be that much more the work of times to come.”  It had detractors, but only a few, and even their objections contained a grudging acknowledgement of the precision of its thought. “Eloquence is hardly lacking here,” wrote Rantolo, somewhat reluctantly it seems, “and even the passages that are more difficult to slog through than wet mud reward the effort once the shoes of the mind are cleaned.” The book addresses plainly the work of all thinkers to that time, particularly those with a stated interest in examining the nature of knowledge, both categorizing them and assessing the fitness of their thought. Some sections possess a greater spirit than others, a fact that has led critics to suppose that those were written by the novelist Jane Bedminster, who was married to a prominent local politician but is suspected to have been Perrante’s lover for more than a decade. “Knowledge In Its Many Forms” was not published during the lifetime of Hanson, who perished in a boating accident on Lake Michigan in 1915, and thus it is impossible to collect evidence, anecdotal or otherwise, regarding Hanson’s reaction to its appearance or reception. Contemporary with him were Francis, Jersey, Tabbit, Ruggiero, Monsantus, Clarke, Plick, Hammy, Garoukas, Toland, Asterbride, Hilldale, Zell, Manguso, Calperson, Fitz, Fitzgerald, and Fitzroy, forming a slate of thinkers whose renown will be passed down through the generations as an antidote to the gray mental slumber in which men so often find themselves. And if, as appears likely, Hanson’s name was associated with this group only as a result of Perrante’s insistence that Hanson be credited as the author of “Knowledge In Its Many Forms”—an insistence that seems almost certainly motivated by Perrante’s desire to camouflage his relationship with Bedminster, motivated in turn by the known penchant for violence on the part of Mr. Bedminster, a former boxer well-known to enjoy nothing more than beating his wife’s many lovers to within an inch of their lives (“a half-inch,” he was rumored to have said, “if they are the smart type”)—the arc of Hanson’s life, and the high caliber of his contemporaries, ensures that he will be remembered as an important voice in the chorus of man’s attempt to understand his place in the universe of thought and knowledge.

Sunday, March 17, 2019

MARCH MADNESS

By Ben Greenman
Originally in the New Yorker

March 15th: Selection Sunday for the N.C.A.A. tournament. I was hoping that Connecticut would get a No. 1 seed, and they did, though it could just as easily have been Memphis. On the other hand, I’m not so thrilled about Louisville’s No. 1 seeding. They deserve it, but James from the office went there, and he’s going to be gloating all week.

March 16th: Just like I thought. I saw James in the parking lot on my way into the office and he put two fists over his head and started hooting. “Woo!” he said. “Louisville rules! Pitino forever!” James hated Pitino when he was coaching the Celtics, and now he’s the guy’s biggest fan. How convenient. When we got upstairs, James went into some kind of huddle with Tom, the new guy: they were discussing which twelve seed would beat a five seed, whether or not Syracuse was depleted by its conference-tournament run, if North Carolina’s chances were down because of Lawson’s injured toe. “So much depends on health,” James said. I walked over to say hi, and Tom glared at me and drew a finger across his cheek. The gesture was surprisingly threatening.

March 17th: Maureen had to work late, so when I got home from work I made myself a sandwich and filled out my bracket. I went for favorites, mostly, with a few underdogs: I have a good feeling about Dayton and Arizona. When I finished picking first- and second-round matches, I folded up my bracket sheet. It’s how I like to do it: wait a day or so, let everything marinate, then go back to pick the Elite Eight and the Final Four. Then I went out into the front yard. I think I heard a noise in the trees that wasn’t just a noise. It sounded like a voice, and it was calling to me. “Andy,” it said. “Andy.” I went back in and waited for Maureen to come home.

March 19th: Tom and James were talking today in the lunchroom and Tom said that he’s hoping to go to Detroit for the championship game. A buddy of his works for some Michigan politician and thinks he can swing it. James picked Pitt and UConn in the finals: chalk. Tom had riskier picks. He took Temple over Arizona State and Portland State over Xavier. I think he gets his information from a higher source. This afternoon, I went by his desk and picked up a transmission in my fillings that I think was meant for his fillings. It was a series of long pulses and short pulses. I tried to remember it until I got home, but I couldn’t. Maureen was out late again, so I stood in the front yard and waited.

March 20th: First-round games today. Last night, I was so excited that I kept waking up with night sweats, and whenever that happens I get eggs under my skin. The last batch of eggs hatched and I had to scrub hard in the shower to kill whatever it was that was underneath there.

March 22nd: I ended up 28-4 in the first round, which wasn’t bad at all. James and Tom each lost six games. At the end of the day, when Tom asked me where I was going and I told him that I was going to meet my wife for a drink to celebrate, he lowered his eyes and shook his head. I waited for Maureen at the bar. There was a buzzing noise coming from behind the mirror.

March 24th: Maureen and I had a fight last night. She yelled at me in a way that sounded like the trees yelling. I went to sleep early, and when I woke up she wasn’t there. Her books weren’t on the shelf. Her clothes weren’t in the closet. I watched some second-round games I had recorded before heading into the office. Blake Griffin can really go when his knee is healthy.

March 25th: Maureen’s still gone. The kids came out and asked me where she was. The older one is a boy. The younger ones are twin girls. I let them all fill out brackets, even though the tournament has already started, as a distraction from thinking about Maureen. The girls cried, because they knew they had no chance to win. The older one, the boy, wasn’t crying. His face looked flat, like the face of a dead man.

March 26th: This morning, I couldn’t find my way into work. I drove the roads I thought would get me there but ended up on the edge of a barren field. The sky was dark. Then there was a tree in the middle of the field where there had been no tree. That tree called my name like the trees in my yard had. An old man was sleeping underneath the tree. The sky was bright white. “Where’s my office?” I asked the old man. He lowered his eyes and shook his head. I sat next to him and explained why it’s unfair that James fills out multiple brackets. I mean, sure, he’s paying for each one, but he can hedge his bets this way.

March 28th: My father is a big man. I am, too, but I am seventy per cent underground. When you scrape the rust off the coffee can, you can get a poison that will burn out your enemy’s stomach. Kansas advanced.

March 29th: I am still out here in the field, still squinting against the bright white sky. This afternoon, a huge cigar-shaped aircraft landed in the center of the field and James and Tom stepped out. The two of them were dressed in all white, bright white like the bright white sky. James started yelling at me that Maureen didn’t exist, that she had never existed. Tom started yelling at me that James did not exist. Tom’s eyes, the two I could see, burned the way they burned that first day when he drew a finger across his cheek. Then Tom was gone, too. The old man on the bench traced a bracket on the ground with a stick and the lines of it burst into flames. I opened my mouth to scream and a jet-black bird fell out onto the ground. So much depends on health. Wait a minute, I am Japanese here. Someone has put hair on all my clothes.