You are authorized to occupy the residence in accordance with terms our letter February third Twenty Twentyone eliminating paragraph three as per your recommendation to me by telephone Thursday last. Jan Clabbard-Handle of Cording Agency will contact you again on specifics in advance of your arrival of next week. Sleep in bed on first floor use kitchen on second floor store clothing in basement park out back any food is permissible except for cruciferous vegetables and shellfish. To your principal concern: Yes you may destroy two pieces of furniture under conditions which are efficient and which are not visible from the street so as not to rouse the ire of neighbors, especially Mr. Taltz, who has a clear sightline from the South and who has been a busybody since the early eighties, when he broke his back in a fall and was laid up at home, though before that he was a laugh a minute, sang the loudest a cappella ZZ Top you ever heard, and in fact owned most of the hammers, saws, crowbars and axes you will take to the furniture. Pieces left behind can be assembled into sculpture. Please submit report upon departure.
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