Madam Speaker, Vice President Biden, Members of Congress, Distinguished Guests, and Fellow Americans:
Four men's shirts, blue. Two men's shirts, white. Two men's shirts, white, press only. Three pairs of men's jeans. Two pairs of men's pajamas. Three men's sweatshirts. Seven pairs of men's socks. One men's swimsuit. Six women's blouses. Three women's blouses, dry-clean only. Four pairs of women's shorts. Two bathrobes. One women's nightgown. Four silk dresses. Eight sweaters. Two coats. One evening gown. One woman's swimsuit. One woman's vest. One pair of women's silk pajamas.
Thank you. God bless you. And God bless the United States of America.
©2011 Ben Greenman/Stupid Ideas
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