Thursday, December 9, 2021

THEM'S THE RULES

The most important meal of the day for a thin person is breakfast. The most important meal of the day for a strong person is lunch. The most important meal of the day for a rich person is dinner. The most important meal of the day for a pious person is dinner at six. The most important meal of the day for a creative person is an early lunch. The most important meal for a louche person is breakfast taken on the tail of twenty sleepless hours. The most important meal of the day for a vicious person is lunch, at which breakfast is savaged. The most important meal of the day for a jubilant person is it doesn’t matter. The most important meal of the day for a philosophical person is a single piece of bread, taken with some kind of not-quite-sweet-enough preserve and coffee spiked with rum, in the midnight hour. 

©2020 Ben Greenman/Stupid Ideas

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